We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I supernannyed him into submission
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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