it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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