That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I enjoy the company of your penis
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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