wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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