yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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