They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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