it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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