How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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