Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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