Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
