Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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