I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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