Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It's just like the Real World with babies
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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