420 ftw
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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