you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm both gender and math confused
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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