Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you had me at cake vodka
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
