Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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