Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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