By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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