This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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