It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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