Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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