Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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