Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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