No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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