D3 body, D1 cock
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
