My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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