ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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