Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Drake has all the answers
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
