Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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