god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I woke up under a house in Key West
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