I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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