that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish I only lived at night.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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