stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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