Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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