So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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