I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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