Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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