If i come over, it means nothing
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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