Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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