Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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