I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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