I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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