I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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