You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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