Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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