You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
My bed smells like the plague
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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