He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
