Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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