if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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