He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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