He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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