I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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