I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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