I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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