I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
True but thats because hes a fetus.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you had me at cake vodka
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
