can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
His nipple licking is glorious
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