you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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