Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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