He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
How external is "for external use only"?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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