The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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