Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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